Golden Chowder Chowdown

When a woman fills her vagina with clam chowder and while the man eats the chowder she urinates.

He asked me if he could do a golden chowder chowdown

by Plutarchheavensbee62 June 28, 2023

golden person

someone who you love sm. they make you laugh so much your ribs hurt. you two know pretty much everything about eachother. and they light up a room with their smile and the aura is just golden.

“she’s a golden person!”

by ro124 June 30, 2023

Golden Claymore

To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.

Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.

by WRJash June 30, 2023

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

by Applepippin July 7, 2023