Pay by ass

When something is so expensive or unreasonably priced that you might as well bend over and let your ass get fucked.

Example 1:

Restaurant bill comes up to $300, "What the fuck! Pay by ass!"

Example 2:

"$10 for some french fries? Pay by ass!"

by RonnieFuckYourAss January 23, 2014

ass chug

Downing alcohol through ones anus to get extremely drunk. Jackass coined this by asschugging beer through a beer bong into stevo's ass.

Me: Dude wanna get really drunk?
Friend: Hell yeah I'll grab the ass funnel, you get the moonshine
Me: Ass chug ready?
Friend: Ass chug 10-4 over
Me: commencing ass chug

by BUTTCHUGASSPLUNGE April 18, 2014

dungeon ass

When someone's fart is so foul and wretched that it smells like it came from a dungeon.

When Mark L. lifted his cheek in the office chair to pass some gas, he didn't realize it was a bad case of dungeon ass until it was too late!

by ihatecombilifts September 9, 2014

Sautéed ass

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.

"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"

by talknerdytome December 3, 2014

ass jungle

When you have an abundance of hair in your ass crack

Bro, i flipped her over and she had an ass jungle going on!

by strick9 February 7, 2015

ass shove

1. Penetrating someone anally with a hand
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.

1. You better shut it, or I'll give you an ass shove that will make you cry for centuries.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.

by StaffelIX June 24, 2015

Ass Cannon

When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds

Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016