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Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022
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Bully ethan day

On february 11th of every year, you are allowed to bully any person named ethan, and they do not have the right to object
Hey look, its bully ethan day, time do some ethan bullying!
by LittLikesNekoKiller February 10, 2023
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Spider Ethan

Its an Ethan that's is in the Spider verse Also referred as Spider-Man.
by spider trigga June 5, 2023
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Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Big Ethan

Ethan is a jewish boy who dislikes fat people and loves exploring other mens bodies. There is much we do not know about ethan but if you see him in the wild run away as fast as possible.
by oafweofnef February 19, 2024
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Dirty Ethan

A Dirty Ethan is when you get so horny from playing basketball that you feel the need to shove your tiny dick into the air hole of the ball and blow a load into it while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU KOBE BRYANT!!!"
Ethan: "I love bashketball so much I just might have to pull a Dirty Ethan"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024
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The Ethan

While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
Just give her "The Ethan" they love it.
by The Ennis June 22, 2024
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