Dance

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.

“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”

by Bohuslava April 5, 2021

spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs

“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”

by perfectcussion April 8, 2021

Dancing Shiv

The best way to humiliate an opp, especially when wearing an orange hat and teabagging

'That guy just got dirtily dancing shived! What a fucking bitch!'

by Topshiver April 14, 2021

whale dance

When a dancer is crushed by a whale while performing

"Did you hear about the guy that had a whale dance"

by Crime_Pickle April 16, 2021

Star dance

The act of being able to have OBE, usually turning into a bird, and to be able to interact with other material objects human or not.

I think I star danced last night.

by IYNOBLE April 24, 2021

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021

dancing

Having a stroke… in STYLE!

Guy 1: (having an obvious seizure)
Guy 2: damn you’re a good dancer

(Dancing, cause urban dictionary’s policy of needing the word in the definition is bullshit)

by Nebuwula July 7, 2022