romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' April 14, 2016
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Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 22, 2024
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Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 22, 2024
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dodge dance

whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.
oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.
by ed aves August 28, 2008
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Get Dance of Italy’d

When you trick someone into seeing the dance of Italy, the forbidden dance of Unus Annus. The new rickroll for Unus Anus fans.
by Triklash February 15, 2021
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trotek dance

a trotek dance is when trotek dances on you, it's rumored to be worse than deafult dance
You suck
*Trotek dances on you*
by trotek May 28, 2019
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Riverjizz dance

a dance that one does due to sexual excitement over someone or something, similar to the river dance with Michael Flatley.
Have you seen Phil's Riverjizz Dance? uh uh uh!!!
by Dr SAS November 08, 2011
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