half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

quote can

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.

"You had me at hello!" *kick the quote can*

by -Matthew- July 5, 2007

trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.

Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!

by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014

sky can

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.

I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.

by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Butt Can

Some who like butts in a can.

I’m such a butt can.
Ew your a butt can.

by Wee waa March 29, 2021