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drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.
I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum
by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016
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Bum juice

The last ounce or 1/2 ounce of an alcoholic beverage left in a drink. Bottom of the drink or backwash of a beverage. Scuzz.
"are you going to drink that? Nah that shits bum juice.
by Hemrocker June 21, 2019
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Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.
That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.
by Numbers85 February 27, 2011
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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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Bum Cum

When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.
by B.ucum August 26, 2021
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Bum

"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway
Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
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