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Musket Ball

A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019
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Cum ball

The ball from cum. It is very precious for you because you have take so much time to do your stuff and curve it in to the ball.
Yo, shit did you see my Cum ball? I think I have lost it.
by CumBallForLife September 26, 2019
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Plink balls

When ur flicked in the balls
by MetalElf5579 August 23, 2019
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essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.
Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.
by Spoony127 May 31, 2018
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Dentalman's Ball

When a group of dentists get together to have a dandy time.

Much like a gentleman's ball the dentalman's ball is the same.

Usual talk in a dentalman's ball is about oral hygiene and prizes are given to best dentist at the aforementioned ball.
Hello Dr. Wall are you going to the dentalman's ball this Saturday?
by Thehornyjew June 9, 2018
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ball refill

When you run out of nut to bust and need to reload so you buy Ball Refill
A nigga really need some muthafuckin' ball refill.
by YossnToss73 June 9, 2018
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Ball-Dead

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.
Jerry made me ball-dead!!!
by Adb1002 December 13, 2017
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