A Nut Allergy

A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”

Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.

Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”

by Le cat in le box. June 12, 2018

nut lover

A nut lover is a person with an afinity and obsession with nuts and loves them in their mouth.

Hillary is a nut lover.

by zack loves sushi June 29, 2018

Slug nutted

When you nut on your own balls and smack them off a girls forehead

Yo last night I straight slug nutted this girl Ashley....

by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018

scrub nuts

A guy that is a total asshole.

Oh no scrub nuts is coming over to borrow 10 bucks.

by Goofy Newfie July 23, 2018

Heavenly nut

When u don't jack off for a month and then u finally do. It feals 20× better

U see taht guy over there he just completed the heavenly nut. What a pro

by Nutter boi July 26, 2018

Nut riot

Definition - when u already nutted once or twice today and u find the best thing to nut to and the semen in your balls starts a riot bc your dumbass already shot your skeet

John- yooo check out this ig model
Kevin- dammit now I’m gonna have a nut riot

by RZ🤙🏼 August 1, 2018

scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018