Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018

get wet and dipset

a one night stand. to hit it and quit it.

Pam is hot, but has no personality, i think i might get wet and dipset.

by travlax April 24, 2009

your so wet

Your really stupid or really nerdy

When a friends says something like let's read a book you would be like your so wet if your not really a nerd

by FFS234O5 November 6, 2020

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007

roadhard put away wet

this is a real booze bag slut. she has been on the road and had sex with many and left moist, vaginally, because she is such a dirty whore. she will typically wear leather, have a shitty tatoo and a feathered hair cut.

Man, that bitch looks roadhard put away wet.

by Caligreens December 19, 2006

gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008

bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

by Stains Jr. May 21, 2009