ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007

ho poor

got to put out to go out

That ho be so poor, she be Ho Poor, she got to put out to go out.

by Newt1234 April 27, 2017

Freak ho

I believe that girl is a freak ho

She is a super freak ho

by Idkyoubitch156 June 23, 2022

Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.

This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!

by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011

sing ho

when someone is lip syncing in a video, and they are mumbling the lyrics, people comment sing ho.

stop chewing the lyrics, sing ho.

by myamii April 11, 2024

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Ho Ho Ho

What Santa says

Santa "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025