Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri

Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)

by John45! October 26, 2020

Ice-cream

A delicious, frozen and creamy dessert that people named Kobi enjoy a little too much.

"You hear what Kobi did to that ice-cream tub last week?"
"Yeah man, what a freak!"

by miheraenjoyer69 September 2, 2022

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Creamed lobe

The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.

I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!

by Mcfukdagov December 1, 2017

Ice cream truck

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.

You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018