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Taking the kids to Galveston

When one has a wet dream whilst there is diarrhea in their drawls.
Bro, I couldn't believe the sight I saw this morning. Just another day, taking the kids to Galveston.
by Doodlebap August 3, 2025
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 12, 2004
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Low Take

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.
Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.
by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022
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I have individual rights. I can do things other can not and I DID. I have RIGHT to the credit. And I RIGHT to be paid.
Hym "I'm not letting you take this away from me."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2025
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freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying
by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023
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indian take out

Dabble hot sauce on her butthole quickly licking it up, and when she questions it take her light bulb and dip
Oh man i had a spicy night last night, i gave her an Indian take out
by Mother fraggers February 3, 2023
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