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You know what porn is. It's sex on camera.

"Penis, toy, toung, finger goes in mouth, vagina, hands, boobs, or ass."
You: I watch porn.
by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
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Dude. I get that you're horny AF and all the good sites are banned but you won't find it here. And the fact that you're searching it here means that you need to get laid, now.
Nope. No porn here.
by Cap_Deadpool November 27, 2020
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Porn is really good think and can watch it in www.pornhub.com
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by Iqtestplayer1 November 29, 2020
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Shit that ruins yo life. Get out of the trap, fool.
I jacked off to a porn video of a bitch with fake ass plastic tits last night, dawg, I don't care if I can't focus on work now.
by Toh Ghaita October 22, 2020
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Man have you seen the best porn in the universe?
Have you seen him cum in her mouth on that porn show?
by EpicShittieTitties October 23, 2020
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Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
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A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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