An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.
by aowjehd September 1, 2022
Get the Sammug. Funny and interesting humans who are friends with a guy who is related to an axe murderer. They took that friend to the Villisca Axe Murder House. Very good youtubers and the content is amazing. They made me believe in the paranormal. I also get to creep out my family by standing in corners and saying the names of demonic places they've been. Also, Colby gay.
by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022
Get the Sam And Colbymug. sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR
by skappzy November 13, 2020
Get the sam bradleemug. 
Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.
by No1HiccupBurp January 8, 2025
Get the Sammug. A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
by dcnert June 17, 2016
Get the Sammug. 