potato rocks

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

stop shaming potatoes

« Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.

« Guys, you really need to STOP SHAMING POTATOES ! »

by Ana666999 June 8, 2018

big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Potato

A potato is a beautiful existance. POTATO POWER!

You: Hey, look. A potato! Potato: Im a beautiful existance.

by I()Cats December 31, 2022

Fluffy Potato

Someone so high that they forget who they are and that they exist and simply become a potato, a FLUFFY potato...

Ha! look at Bob, he's gone fluffy potato!

by BlackBat420 June 6, 2018