Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

State-Posting

The act of state-backed shit posting.

Trump has been state-posting since 2 am on his Twitter account again...

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 16, 2022

post-optimist

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight

Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013

PSPDS post Saint Patrick Day syndrome

Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning

PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work

by bribowe March 18, 2018

Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.

Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot

by Piewert June 06, 2024

Just Posting it.

A term used when someone is fucking the dog or does not want to do work.

Hey , what are you doing today? Just posting it.

by UNKNOWN411 October 16, 2012