Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Inspector Poo-sow

Oh, no honey, i ain't puttin' it in that hole. That's Inspector Poo-sow.
by Poetjester February 06, 2016
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Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are
player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.
by do you wish want die May 12, 2021
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poo poi

Pass us some Poo Poii m8
by Millie002 February 18, 2017
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poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.
‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’
by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021
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