damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants

After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!

by CuddleCunt January 11, 2018

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Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

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in my pants

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.

Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019

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powder puff pants

The act of getting sexually aroused by rolling around heaping piles of powderd milk while wearing leggings and bunny ears.

Dusty loves her job and always leaves satisfied when she rocks her powder puff pants.

by whatsyourpseudonym? December 11, 2016

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Sleeping pants

Often confused with pajamas. The difference is sultle, but it's there. Sleeping pants are worn under work jeans in place of long johns when one is simply too lazy to change before work.

Oh man! Look at all those sleeping pants!

by Pepper Cleveland October 16, 2019

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