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damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
by CuddleCunt January 11, 2018
mugGet the damp pantsmug.

Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015
mugGet the Pants Croutonmug.

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.
Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
by Jenasis December 21, 2018
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Pants

That’s pants means that’s shit, that’s crap, that’s naff. British slang adjective
His car is pants
by Hay balls July 13, 2020
mugGet the Pantsmug.

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013
mugGet the Condom Pantsmug.

Knee hiding pant leg tugger

Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her
That knee hiding pant leg tugger really needs a piggy back
by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023
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nicey-pants

a girl who is so nice that a guy will easily walk all over her, but then feel awful about it
a naive, sheltered college freshman girl
"she is a little-miss-nicey-pants"
by mnp123 July 1, 2009
mugGet the nicey-pantsmug.

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