No ovulation October

October is that month where your not aloud to ovulate so get fucked

October is the month where your not aloud to ovulate otherwise known as no ovulation October or N.O.O so get fucked

by Largenordic October 2, 2020

8th October

The day the most toxic people are born

Brk that guy is toxic! Of course he is. His birthday is 8th October

by Someone_you_know478 January 25, 2022

October 13th

October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required

Friend: Yo what day is it?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: Hell yeah can’t wait to get my dick wet!

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019

29 october

It’s the day boys squeeze the girls boobs

Boys squeeze the girls in the boobs 29 October

by Sometimes you have to get the October 20, 2019

21st october

A day where everything seems to go bad for everyone.

21st october
Person A: oh hey I had a really bad day today something terrible happened.

Person B: Yeah same, it was unexpected.

Person C: damn now thats strange, I've had the worst day too.

by whiterabbit101 October 21, 2019

red october

When you partake in intercourse with a female during her menstrual period. When you pull out the member from the female it is covered in mense, at this time, she shove the member in the nose and skeet into her nazal passage.

My grandma came over and i asked her if i could give her a red october, she informed me that she has gone through menopause, but her daughter would be honered to recieve a red october from the worlds smallest cock.

by Hot Karl March 26, 2004

Red October

Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.

"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005