Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020

milk bucket effect

the term for excessive cum that can fill up a milk bucket, typically related to Minecraft porn

He came so much that there was a milk bucket effect on the bed

by FALSEDOT August 14, 2020

Milk cock

its just massive there is really nothing to not know about this one

there really isnt an example for milk cock its just massive

by BigMens August 18, 2020

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020

honey milk

(adjective.) another word to describe something as soothing or comforting

ex- her voice is like honey milk
ex- the blanket feels like honey milk

by honeymilkactivist June 1, 2020

Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020