You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.
by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024
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Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
by Munching Munter March 28, 2024
Get the Sploodge Monster mug.A really big person or just someone that looks weird that you could classify as a Big Monster. And obviously they are "here" wherever you are.
you start off with a double fist tap, one on top of the other then put your finger up like: ✊✊☝️
and say "Big Monster Here" while you do it
you start off with a double fist tap, one on top of the other then put your finger up like: ✊✊☝️
and say "Big Monster Here" while you do it
Dude you gotta turn around and look at that guy behind you, ✊✊☝️ "Big Monster Here" "Big Monster Here
by Bearcage82 April 8, 2024
Get the Big Monster Here mug.White Monster is used by white men to vrilmaxx to the absolute maximum, and it alters their brain to the mission of annihilating {{them}}.
Eichmann: Oh ja Adolf zhis drink ist sehr gut!
Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.
Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.
by KSI is wicked April 15, 2024
Get the White Monster mug.A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.
“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
by tainttickler47 May 9, 2024
Get the Dirty monster mug.A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.
by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024
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