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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
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Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
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Jake Paulers

The people who support Jake Paul and buy his merch and what he calls his amazing fans who adore him
Jake Paul: Gooood moring Jake Paulers!
by itz ya gamer 65 December 24, 2017
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Jake Paul

AnEsonGib will beat Jake Paul
by FatAssedPeanutHead January 27, 2020
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Jake Girl

A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.
That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.
by Jessetheboy April 7, 2022
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Jake maki

The most sexist and Amazingly funny down to earth Freestyling MC, that can always make someone smile; One who makes the best out of every situation, even if that means having to be too Gangster for everyone. The type of Man every woman wants, but can't have.
Fuck a happily ever after fairy tale love story, lets be 100% because all I need is a Jake maki in my life!!
by Karma maki March 9, 2019
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