Pants

That’s pants means that’s shit, that’s crap, that’s naff. British slang adjective

His car is pants

by Hay balls July 13, 2020

pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.

Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves

by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020

chinky pants

A totally epic sauce name for a pokemon

I named them chinky pants

by FreakinMarley September 19, 2020

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

STINKY wiggle poopy pants

Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute

You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU

by anonymous October 14, 2020

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012

Pants Orgies

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.

Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.

Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.

Do you really need one? Pants orgies is pretty damn clear.

by Amaris and Lilly October 13, 2012