A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.
Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
-Cuti Cakes
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
-Cuti Cakes
by Cuti Cakes June 21, 2019
high pitched voice “yoo Logan come play Fortnite with me, but tell your sister to shut up. She keeps saying “Fortnite” is dead..
by LiaFuckedTrey May 18, 2021
by Dhdvhdndhdhbffb February 06, 2022
That one game that still to this day of you reading this (I hope) is still making people a ton of money from things like YouTube, Twitch, eSports, and more. They absolutely love to listen to the community and put in big robots to force players back to other games. And now they're gonna copy and paste an avengers story and make it their "own".
Little Timmy: "Who wants to play fortnite?"
Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
by The_Lost_Ninja August 29, 2020
by ferret12334233121 March 14, 2018
A popular battle royale game released in 2017 by Epic Games. It has over 1,000,000 concurrent players, and is all over the popular sharing platform YouTube. Most professional gamers quit a long time ago to issues such as a toxic community, repetitive gameplay, and unfair advantages to some players.
Most think it sucks nowadays.
Most think it sucks nowadays.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021