Beer Dweller

A belligerent person who knuckle drags for beer and fiends for beer

my dad was Beer Dweller looking for another victim

by anonymous November 29, 2022

Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces

Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”

by Cronchfield November 7, 2020

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

Lafe Beers

The main character, his stockpile of weed is larger than the pacific ocean, loves to have his dick sucked, knows how to freestyle better than Eminem, and makes a lot of bad decisions, but at the end of the day he is the only guy that could save Forest Hills Eastern from a school shooter.

Lafe Beers is having sex with my mother!!!! why is his rizz so immaculate
Lafe Beers just beat jacks ass! no suprise there

by mr beers June 2, 2023

“Griff a beer”

When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.

P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”

by Poke-chan January 14, 2018