Beats me

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

beat it, buck

to move on, to step off to or be encouraged to willingly leave the scenario.

your words are over, you best beat it, buck!

not cool, beat it buck!

by MissMissile May 22, 2011

Beating around the bush

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.

My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime July 5, 2019

carmel beats

The best producer from Syracuse, NY.

Known to be versatile and make beats, edit vocals, and mix and master tracks.

1. “Damn son you hear that new Carmel Beats track? That shits poppin”
“Nah brody for real, Carmel carried the song low key”

by anonymous March 2, 2021

beat it jerry

a phrase used around your parents when you're trying to say "let me fuck your brains out"

p 1 : alright so whaddya wanna do babe
p 2 : let's beat it Jerry
parent : have fun guys!
p 2 : in other words let me fuck you till u cant walk lol CD

by tracerxD June 28, 2019

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015