apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021

Rikesh's apple juice

Its definition is Rikesh's piss

What kind of apple juice are you drinking? Well I am drinking Rikesh's apple juice.

by SexyBrindhan July 12, 2022

Apple

Another word for an assist in hockey

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win

by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021

Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products

Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad

by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017