Sam

a drug addict that is also a stupid switch

friend: do you see that guy over there? he looks like a total crackhead

me: he must be a sam

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019

Sam I

Is a badass dude who lives in canada for the double A bisons.

The badass dude Sam I with the hockey skills to play double A

by Cumins October 23, 2019

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam Morey

Just a cunt in general - Shit at sales

Sam Morey is a cunt and shit at sales

by MrBigDick124345 April 21, 2022

Sam

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.

Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )

by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

Sam Howell

Absolute dogshit qb for the Washington “commanders” won’t be good until he is traded.

Sam Howell, the Redskins QB, currently leads the league in dogshit passes.

by Xxfuuuuu December 3, 2023

Sam

A strong man who can carry tables for other girls and tells their whole life story to a video call.

Look at that guy his a sam

by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020