Team Alpha Douche

- Arm wrestling , jui jistu , power lifting, drinking, partying, gym rat, people who don't wear sleeves.
- being affiliated with Team Alpha Douche is a general synopsis that your an arrogant, self centered, vain, narcissistic, and generally psycho.

-Term "Bro" used by members of Team Alpha Douche to describe practically all humans and some non humans.

- " Those two bros over there are pack leaders of Team Alpha Douche".
- "See how I got that girl to like me, she is totally into me". gives hello TAD member a high- five . "Hell Yeah!. Team Alpha Douche!"

by Is it my day off yet? May 22, 2017

flock 'o douche

a group or gathering of four or more douchebags.

check out that flock 'o douche hanging out by the pool table.

by Dominique214 October 22, 2010

Big Disc-Douche

A rotund member of the Asian race, who although very rippliscious, tells perfectly fit athletes that they need to lose weight and get a girlfriend. They have a tendency to take advantage of mentally disabled women, by courting them, and bragging about their relationship. Their attitude is known as "fatboyindenialitus". Although these disc like creatures do their best to walk (passing it off as a quick waddle) in front of others, they have been observed rolling to destinations when they are not around their "peers". This is much more efficient for them, but they need to eat lots of food in advance, much like a bicycle tire needing air.

"Channel 9 news is sorry to report that our cameraman has been crushed by a stray Big Disc-Douche on a long roll."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

Sack-o-douche

some one whom has the characteristics of a douchebag but exibits said charicteristics in such large quantities that the metaphorical "bag" is insufficient

"I may be a douche bag but Kennie's a Sack-o-douche"

by Lennywantsapuppy July 2, 2009

dick guzzling douche

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.

Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.

by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013

Douche Camp

a Burning Man (or other interactive/art festival) camp with an ugly unwelcoming wall of RVs lining the borders that shuts the camp members in and everyone else out.

"Look at that Douche Camp of Hollywood something or others up the road. I didn't think there'd be gated communities here at the Country Fair."

by Bitter Queen September 12, 2011

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004