Potato

To be a cunt.

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.

by DiesOnB January 7, 2021

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

Paddy Potato Syndrome

Jealousy of sorts from the potato famine in which some people had potatoes and others had less. Some less fortunate were transported to Australia.

Get rid of that Paddy Potato Syndrome , it's eating ye up inside. And stop drinking around our children ye'll turn them into drunkards.

by sgmc81 July 20, 2018

Potato

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.

I is potato

by POTATO beef July 20, 2018

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

potato sense

People that have knowledge on how to cook a potato, without being taught.

Sam did not need a recipe on how to bake a potato because he has potato sense.

by sliceofthespoon February 24, 2023