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Some shit bitches have been putting in thier bios on Tinder.
Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!
by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017
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C-LAX

AKA: C LAX, c lax, c-LAX, C-lax, c-lax, C-Chill, C$ (pronounced c-money), C-XAN, Cool Xanax, Chillers, CHCl Chill, Northwest Xanax, Pacific Chill, C-benzo, Downtown C, Powder Xan, Pacific Powder

A powder drug originating from the Northwestern Region of the United States, comprising of a 1 to 1 ratio of muscle relaxants to chloroform to make a very strong Central Nervous System Depressant. The heterogeneous mixture is then snorted, usually in quantities of 0.25, 0.5, 1, and 2 grams; 15 grams (~0.53 ounces) consumed within 36 hours puts users at a risk for overdose. Typically snorted, the powder takes less than a minute for users to feel a body relaxation feeling, with some reporting a euphoric feeling in high quantities. Typically costs $4-10 per gram of pure C-LAX, though most products on the street are cut to 50%. Common muscle relaxants used are Carisoprodol, Diazepam, methocarbamol, and xanax.
Joe: That part was so lit last night!
Mark: I know right? I'm so glad Jeff brought C-LAX last night, that shit was bomb!
by Rice_Cracker November 15, 2017
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Kirby C

A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .
Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C
by Nc Balsistic April 20, 2018
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C. Klopp

C. Klopp is the term used for the first poop you take after anal sex.
Man I swear half that poop was semen it was a C. Klopp.

Man I just took a huge C. Klopp..
by Roo Fah November 26, 2017
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T H I C C

Nigga 1:Damn you peep that girl over there

Nigga 2:Which one?

Nigga 1:The one in the red

Nigga 2: I see that bitch

Nigga 1:That ass fat huh?

Nigga 2: Hell ya she got the B I G T H I C C
by TheGODdrew December 9, 2017
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willie c

Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!

prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
by dawg99 December 11, 2017
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Heptacochil C

Large golf ball-sized parasite that latches to the urethra wall inside the penis and ejects its tentacles out of the tip of the penis while while peeing. Parasite can only be removed by jelking.
The doctor informed George that the presence of tentacles while peeing was an indicator of the Heptacochil C parasite.
by Queen Pammy May 7, 2018
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