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Even when you win you lose

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016
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a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false
father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2015
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

you said the rhyme you did the crime

The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.
*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me
by rainman690 July 22, 2010
mugGet the you said the rhyme you did the crimemug.

I could buy you and sell you

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.
Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!
by Marchbanks May 2, 2004
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you shall reap what you sow

You will pay for the consequences of your actions in due time.
Jackson: It was nothing serious between anyway, what's kissing someone going to do?

Brit: It still counts as cheating!

Jackson: You're still here aren't you?!
Brit: No. I quit.

Jackson: Goodluck finding someone as good as me.
Brit: You shall reap what you sow
by Anonymous _Chicken February 9, 2022
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I like you for who you are

Something you say to a hot girl to make her think that u like her for her personality and not her looks.
Kim: Do u just like me because of my body?
Andrew: NO, i like you for who you are.
Kim: O thats great, I love you Andrew. Let's have sex now.
by Killa Casper May 29, 2004
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You Playin?

It something you say to someone who gets out in a game to really annoy them. For instance, if your playin' basketball, or cards or something. Me and my homeboys tried this shit and it's fuckin hilarious.
Man 1 - Damn man, I fuckin got out.

Man 2 - Hey Man... You Playin?

Man 1 - Fuck you man.

Man 2 - Dahahahahah!!!!
by Cum-Chup June 25, 2005
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