Windows Experience

An inexplicably slow and needlessly complicated experience on par with setting up an application on Windows 10.

... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.

by john_flubber January 25, 2021

Windows API

A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.

WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!

by DavidKiller69 January 29, 2021

Windows

Another word for meth

" ay yo i heard she got some fire windows all the time"

by Jmay$GettinToIt January 9, 2021

Window Shopping

When rich guys go to mall to buy windows

Window Shopping! , OMG! you guys so rich you buy windows

by ramsamilover February 5, 2021

windowsitis

When working on windows computers too long and your ready to die so your body starts to slowly shut down.

I have a sever case of windowsitis!

by Arboi89 February 9, 2021

Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.

Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.

by arceebee February 20, 2021

Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.

Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!

by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021