Rain war

The game that only the stripper wins, Occurs When stupid rich niggas at the strip club - dude 1 catches feelings cuz the stage dancer went to dude 2 who was "makin it rain," and dude 1 throws more money up to show he's the bigger baller. Dude 2 catches feelings cuz the pole dancer went back to dude 1. This dude 2 must now make it rain harder.

Repeat ad ballerum/ad nauseum.

Man, straight rain wars at the club last night- Rick Ross and some local cat threw thirty fucking thousand at Scores, Smdh.

by Deaculpa May 8, 2016

Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?

Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Iminarian-Independence War

From 3531 B.C. to 3526 B.C. Earth Years on Nanothuama, the Iminarian Government wanted to claim independence from the CL Empire. The war was fought on the Eastern CL Front. After a while the war seemed pointless and CL just gave them their independence.

Today we will learn about the Iminarian-Independence War.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

world war 50

Something that will happen... never

Bob: How long do you thinks it is going to take?

Borbosia: Not till World War 50.

by World War 50 November 11, 2020

Suburb war

When people from the suburbs get into a serious fight. Sometimes ending up in a hospital visit or even fatalities.

Oh shit them niggas Chad and Tyrone about to get in a Suburb War!

by TheNoItAll October 6, 2020

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021