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Cookie Monster

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021
mugGet the Cookie Monstermug.

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
mugGet the Do you want a cookiemug.

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
mugGet the danish cookiemug.

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy
Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.
by Rüf May 27, 2016
mugGet the crispy cookiesmug.

Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate Nip Cookiesmug.

cookie

Refering to a strain of weed called Girl Scout Cookie
Yall' blow cookie last night?

Hell yea my nigga that cookie was cracklin'
by Big Peach on that loud February 2, 2016
mugGet the cookiemug.

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."
by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Shlongstermug.

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