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Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.
How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?
by Blobby27 November 13, 2014
mugGet the Clown Carmug.

w car talk

“me and my family were talking about shalanda in the car yesterday
“w car talk”
by wcartalk December 2, 2023
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car blower.

Someone who gave another person head in a vehicle
Oh yeah, Martha and I had a great time tonight, but I think shes more of one to be a car blower.
by cookiedough303 January 3, 2020
mugGet the car blower.mug.

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019
mugGet the car wash professionalmug.

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
mugGet the Riding the hand carmug.

Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 10, 2017
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80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan
Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
mugGet the 80 cars for 1004 woundsmug.

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