sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
Get the sammug. Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.
by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021
Get the Sammug. by Sammygrace May 20, 2018
Get the Sam and tatemug. Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022
Get the Sammug. Waoo grapeee, Sam is the hope!
by starGGazer024 March 20, 2022
Get the Sammug. Who the fuck is Sam?
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021
Get the Sammug. by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019
Get the Sammug.