Ryan

A chill guy who is nice, and cool.

Ryan is cool!

by PERPLEXATION April 9, 2022

Ryan Allgier

Ryan Allgier is a hot motherfucker!

Did you hear about Ryan Allgier?
Yeah he's a hot motherfucker!

by Wb97r June 17, 2018

Ryan

A retarded skinny kid who have an ego bigger than the sun and is more racist than everyone in the world combine. All he talks about is fortnite and lies about things he did in the game when really he doesn't have the game. Also he will make you so fucking triggered than you question your existence. When you turn of an electronic that he is using he will wish for you to die.

Shut up ryan.

by timpusssmash March 11, 2019

Ryan Hager

the mix of two wonderful souls together. These two humans stuck their precious genitive into one another. Ryan is rumored to be pregnant so her parents forced them to get married. Blake is quite happy tho because he now get unlimited sex. 😍😍🥰🥵😁🌀 dong worry ladies and gents! You will find a love story like this someday 🥰

gigi: Did you know ryan now goes by Ryan Hager?
Zayn: duh Gigi they got married.

by heyheyurarockstar July 31, 2020

ryan

a boy who is disliked for being and asshole.
He can sometimes appear smart but once you get to know him he is really a small eyed stupid dog.

"ugh ryan cant do anything right. Alycia you know he's a little slow give him time."

by stupiddog666 October 29, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is the guy that no one respects. He's self conscious and insecure dealing with confrontation through passive aggressive and manipulation. Ryan's always have a politician in the family but are too uncomfortable to admit it. He's the guy you want with you when picking up girls because you can use him as an example of how much better you are than him and other guys. Ryans are almost always simps that believe in love, but will always get cheated on.

Everyone needs a Ryan in their life.

That guys name is definitely Ryan, he's such a simp!

by Kinglsayer961 July 13, 2022

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017