A Vintage Queen is a woman, usually spoilt from childhood that thinks the world revolves around her and her life. She enjoys using people as toys or playthings for her amusement and talking about herself in the most boring or dramatical way possible at extreme lengths to anyone who will listen and will not stop talking once she finds people who will listen. Ever.
The wealthy/tendy ones are also usually known to have a small dog and will cary it around in their handbag whenever they can.
A Potato Queen is a female who doesn't belive in their own attractiveness, and thinks they have the sexual appeal of a potato. They are single, with all of their friends asking them for advice on relationships. They have accepted their potato appeal.
Hey, are you dating anyone?
No, I'm a Potato Queen, I don't get laid.
A woman who hustles hard in the street. Who knows a little bit about everything, so she always your go to girl. She can also tell if your on drugs from a mile away. And is constantly taking out the trash at work as an excuse to smoke cigarettes and do drugs in the parking lot.