Poo piping
Poo piping is the art of using icing bag nozzles wedged in ya butt hole to create pattens, and do fancy writing using ya poo
by Herbie August 04, 2022
When one unexpectedly experiences abdominal pain that results in one knowing that a shart is imminent so it is held in until an explosive situation happens on the toilet.
For example, after Steve got back to his desk in the cubicle he said to his friend, Mark, "Dude, I held in a shart and then...poo-boom all hell broke loose on the toilet."
by tyamazing June 23, 2017
by MonkeRob September 08, 2020
It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.
Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 07, 2017
A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.
*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023
when shit goes down the eye of ones dick because you have been chopping your girls ass for way to long and your such a grub you didnt shower after. to get full champ cred you must insist a follow up blow job in the morning after.
poo noddles
by ohyeahican August 12, 2015