car top fade

The appearance of an abundance of snow on the roof of a vehicle.

Why do people not dust off their cars completely after it snows? It looks the the Kid n Play mobile with that car top fade.

by typhoon05 December 10, 2012

Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Top grill

"Top Grill" (adj)

used to describe a great tasting food product. works best in an Australian or Cockney accent.

Oi Oi Gov' these pickled onions are top grill

by nafm4 May 2, 2011

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Pop the top

Using 2 hands during handjob with a 3/4 twist on the tip 9f the head

I asked my homeboy does his female ever pop the top.

by White_cougar_lover_903 January 20, 2024