Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.
This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.
Classic symptoms of car sensitivity
• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.
There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.
Classic symptoms of car sensitivity
• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.
There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 4, 2017
Get the Car Sensitivitymug. A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023
Get the Walmart carmug. When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009
Get the car washmug. John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020
Get the starting the carmug. The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017
Get the Car Handholdmug. by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025
Get the car pranksmug.