Bad Miffin

When bae is being a bad lil bitch, but you can't necessarily call her a bitch.

Hey Leah, can you not be so rude?
I'm not listening to you.
Don't be such a bad Miffin.

Bad Miffin by yee1994 January 3, 2017

Truck Muffling 

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

Truck Muffling by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

Sex Muffins 

An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.

i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.

Sex Muffins by Senor Swift October 18, 2008

muffintop

The apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to muffin stump

I ate all of the muffintop but left that nasty old stump

muffintop by b October 14, 2003

Space Muffins 

A fictional cartoon television show thought up by the escapist team. It is based around a rag tag team of Sentient muffins in space. Which is awesome.

I want Space Muffins to be a new show on the escapist.

Space Muffins by Ace of Words December 9, 2012

Mini Muffins 

Its what happens when you leave your muffins in the oven with out watching them. Especially blueberry muffins, which breed like crazy. Mini muffins after born, are sold by the bag at super markets and local chain grocery stores.

Most muffins get eaten before they have their babies. However the muffins that have their babies, the babies are then called “Mini Muffins."

Dude!, have a mini muffin!

Mini Muffins by Cajunbaby August 31, 2004

sea muffins

Sea muffins is a synonym for fun. It is used on occasions when "fun" is censored because of the first two letters.

I'm going to have a lot of sea muffins in my AP Calculus class!

sea muffins by Exhnozoaa February 24, 2007