Bowel Job 

Receiving a blow job while making a bowel movement.

She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.

Bowel Job by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022

One job 

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

One job by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

Roulette Job 

When five or six guys take turns fucking you in the ass.

High School principal: I wanted to bring this to your attention, there was an incident where involving a rumor that one of the students received something called a roulette job.

Concerned parent: What the heck is a roulette job?

Head of the PTA: Oh, a roulette job is when you let five or six niggers take turn fucking you in the asshole

Roulette Job by Db.on.db May 19, 2023

Gib Job 

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.

I graduate but nobody gib job due stupi

Gib Job by birdspit September 13, 2023

At the Job Site 

Used when referring to meeting place for booty calls or usual spots where you pick up random women.

Where you at bro?

Im at the job site, hit you back in 20.

At the Job Site by NFO Hijinx October 7, 2010

budget boob job 

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't

He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.

budget boob job by greensunset September 30, 2012

Good mo-job 

When one wakes up to someone performing falatio on them, a Good morning blow job.

Friend: Hey you're glowing today!

Guy: My girlfriend gave me a sweet Good mo-job this morning.

Friend: Fuck yeah, that the way to start the DAY!

Good mo-job by brolyss360 November 5, 2013