Jake

a guy who cant ever be there when you need him. He has people to do things for him.
Jake is kinda lazy.
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Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth
“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”
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Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
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Jake

Jake cannot be trusted if you meet one run-
Jake is not very good
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
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A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.
Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
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Jake Paul

Person 1: *wakes up in hospital*
WOAH!! I think I have Jake Paul
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