1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Text-o-motivemug. 1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!
by Micko!! December 3, 2003
Get the salt-o-maticmug. That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.
Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
by bran muffins November 14, 2013
Get the butts o' clockmug. 1.Only the coolest, most bad-ass dinosaur in the entire fucking universe.
It has chainsaw arms and laser-beam eyes, with robotic riders that carry big-ass guns and chew bubble gum. Only weakness is Chuck Norris
2. Another way of saying someone is amazing.
It has chainsaw arms and laser-beam eyes, with robotic riders that carry big-ass guns and chew bubble gum. Only weakness is Chuck Norris
2. Another way of saying someone is amazing.
by Phazez0rz November 16, 2010
Get the Awesome-O-Saurusmug. When someone is a gay slut and you want to let them know, be sure to call the a queer-o-whore. Someone who is given this name has to be gay and hungry for man/woman that he/she even hits on straight people.
Andrew: " man ur such a queer-o-whore, did u suck 10 miles of dick today u gay slut?"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"
by The real ass eater March 28, 2019
Get the queer-o-whoremug. A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
by Bigjeepdriva May 28, 2017
Get the Jack-O-Lanternmug. A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010
Get the Brag-o-spheremug.