I'd knock the back out of that! 

Said about a sexually appealing woman, with whom you would be very eager to have sex.

To explain the metaphor: you may be a little too vigorous, and push your penis all the way through her, hence, knocking the back out of her... Obviously not physically possible, but a good, although rather crude, metaphor

Guy A: Phwoar, Check her out, what a stunner!
Guy B: God yeah, I'd knock the back out of that!

I'd knock the back out of that! by Dr Mox April 16, 2007

I M 2 6 C 4 U 

I am too sexy for you.

text message:
boy: wanna go out?
girl: I M 2 6 C 4 U
Boy: wat?
girl: ur not good enough for me

I M 2 6 C 4 U by ilovelovelovejames<3 August 2, 2010

I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¶:your ugly
¡¿:well I fucked your mom¡!

I fucked your mom by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

I Wanna Be Sedated 

A really good song by the punk band The Ramones.

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

I Wanna Be Sedated by Mikitira September 5, 2008

I'd Love To Turn You On 

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

I'd Love To Turn You On by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008

I like your shoelaces 

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

I like your shoelaces by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

I'm Ghost

I'm gone; I'm out; I'll see you later.

Sammy Smallz: I'll see you in a bit up at the school.
Jennifer : Alright, Later.
Sammy Smallz: ight i'm ghost!
Jennifer: huh?
Sammy Smallz: I'm gone duh!

I'm Ghost by Ashley and Jenny June 4, 2005