Fat pig

A big ass faggot that sits on you in a fight

Damn you are a fucking fat pig

by Hdussusuej September 25, 2019

fat penguin

What you say to break the ice when there is an akward silence

X: You shat yourself when that guy started taling to you!

Y: I think a bit of shit did actually come out then!

(akward silence)

Z: Fat penguin!

X: Huh?

Z: Something to brake the ice!

by Oliver Daniels August 25, 2009

Fat Knot

A Full stomach. Slow to digest.

Franks gonn be late. He's got a fat knot and can't move! What an asshole....

by Dom G. August 5, 2006

Fat Nut

someone with a large head. scots insult.

"fuck up, ya fat nutted, bawheedit bastard."

by conor147cfc March 8, 2017

fat tits

Something of the finest quality. can be also used to describe an action or style that could be cool.

"yo! this hamburger is fat tits!"

"that kick in the nuts was fat tits dude!"

by skulls mcrkacken March 5, 2008

Fat Bear

1. a large fat man who couldn't coach the Pittsburgh Steeler to a victory over a pop-warner team

2. A large fan man who couldn't coach the New York Yankees to a victory over a little league team and thinks it's funny to bean his players.

If Fat Bear wasn't our coach we might have won some fucking games.

by Ball sack blahosaphat June 21, 2006

Fat Block

Denying women to a fat kid, who would probably have sex with a fat kid. This is similar to cock blocking. This act should be avoided at all costs. Unless you want to be a d-bag. Allow your fat friend to get some, it's a beautiful thing.

This hot chick said that she would have sex with my fat friend, which was awesome, but my other "friend" cut in on the action commiting the sin of Fat Blocking.

by Mr. Polish May 22, 2005