Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...
by Jazzist August 15, 2006
Get the Late Facebook Bloomer mug.Tell's girls that they're gorgeous, beautiful etc. on Facebook but face to face they don't talk the girl. They also take pictures of themselves in the mirror and often look like a complete cock but they don't know it.
"That dickhead said he liked her on Facebook but I've never actually seen him talk to her."
"Yeah he's a right Facebook warrior."
"Yeah he's a right Facebook warrior."
by I shake tree's for milk January 10, 2012
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The act of scrolling through someones "friend list", looking for anyone you know that you can "friend" for yourself.
Kiki: "Hey Fred, you've been on Facebook for an hour now, what are you doing?"
Fred: "Well Kiki, I'm Facebook trolling my buddies to see if there is anyone worth friending."
Kiki: "Fred, you need to get out more often!"
Fred: "Maybe if I find more FB friends, I will!"
Fred: "Well Kiki, I'm Facebook trolling my buddies to see if there is anyone worth friending."
Kiki: "Fred, you need to get out more often!"
Fred: "Maybe if I find more FB friends, I will!"
by KLNRDH May 2, 2009
Get the Facebook trolling mug.a guy who plays mafia wars all day long like he is Tony Soprano's long lost cousin. In reality he is a a tall, skinny, computer geek with glasses like McLovin from Superbad, who is calling the shots from his mother's spare bedroom.
by danfunnyman July 6, 2010
Get the Facebook Gangster mug.either man or women who accept friend requests from people they dont know, or request to be friends with people they dont know. Both in excessive amounts.
by noodleking6767 March 29, 2009
Get the Facebook whore mug.An angelic Facebook friend. This person has a mind of their own and despite what other trash talk people make about a person, they are able to rise above it, and stay out of it. In fact, they may even feel sorry for this person, they send nice jesters to the victim to try to make up for other peoples cruelty. In general, it's not in their nature to hurt ANYONE because they are a kind secure person.
That girl is a true Facebook Angel. She doesn't believe in joining the bully crowd, she sees people for who they really are and has empathy. No one has a bad thing to say about her, because they secretly wish they had the strength to have a mind of their own like her. They try to gain her approval in hopes of feeding off her positive energy.
by loves independent angels November 11, 2009
Get the Facebook Angel mug.Someone who finds it is necessary to invent and define words on Facebook yet does not have the wit to officially seal it as his own idea via sites such as...Oooh I don't know...THIS ONE?!
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New phrase for the english language..."facebook tard" is used to describe sum1 who doesnt kno their status updated from their super pokes or sum1 who tags fotos of friends in incriminating situations.
by ToeSnip13 November 30, 2009
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